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It's so nice to be acknowledged for your accomplishments on the news.

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"Can you really sculpt a statue that looks very much like me?"

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Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

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My mother gives me money every month for food when I stopped asking she thought I didn't need money anymore

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It’s my first mission orbiting a new planet.

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He pulled down his pants and started touching myself, closing his eyes and imagining what might happen with his girlfriend after prom this weekend.

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I'm about to end this man's whole career

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"This baby will get the job done, as he slapped the back of the robot"

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The priest's blessing will allow me to recognize the demons hiding among us, and my holy sword shall slay them

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Smoke and screams filled the air over the sound of the roaring flames as people swarmed for the exit.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's so nice to be acknowledged for your accomplishments on the news.	8
"Can you really sculpt a statue that looks very much like me?"	8
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.	8
My mother gives me money every month for food when I stopped asking she thought I didn't need money anymore	8
It’s my first mission orbiting a new planet.	8
He pulled down his pants and started touching myself, closing his eyes and imagining what might happen with his girlfriend after prom this weekend.	8
I'm about to end this man's whole career	8
"This baby will get the job done, as he slapped the back of the robot"	8
The priest's blessing will allow me to recognize the demons hiding among us, and my holy sword shall slay them	8
Smoke and screams filled the air over the sound of the roaring flames as people swarmed for the exit.	8